The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo . Ally Baker was runner-up in the 100 hurdles with a time of 17.47. When becoming members of the site, you could use the full range of functions and Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. In Meet the Spartans, the heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count'em, 13! Results for the Woodward-Granger Invitational were not available at press deadline. Jason Friedberg, From the creators of Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. In the 800 Haus ran a 2:13.20 to top West Marshall's Dylan Thompson for the win after Thompson finished in 2:18.25. In the win over Grinnell, the Bombers picked up five singles wins and four in doubles play. Averaged 18.1 points and 7.2 rebounds as the Spartans' leading scorer. The sophomore was just behind the first and second place participants who finished 20 and 10 seconds ahead of her. It's being reported that the game between Michigan State and Arizona will be located near Palm Springs, California at the newly-opened Acrisure Arena. "Meet the Spartans" comedy movie produced in USA and released in 2008. They end up in Malibu, where they knock Lindsay Lohan down as she is leaving rehab again. All rights reserved. Here's the plot: "The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). I remember probably one laugh in what i'd call the worst parody film ever. Meet the Spartans (2008) Summary News Box Office International Video Sales Full Financials Cast & Crew Trailer Synopsis When Xerxes, the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland. - We Lied. Id play the same schedule no problem, Id just like to have a day in between.. 3 doubles and No. Synopsis. Godbold and Brekke each won a singles match by an 8-4 score for Ballard during its loss to Urbandale. Meet the Spartans (300 Parody) [Including ending/Movie clip] Movie Frappe 47.8K subscribers Subscribe 38K 3.9M views 2 years ago #Movie_clip Meet the Spartans (300 Parody) #Movie_clip. However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, killing them. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture! Russell Crowe plays a real-life Renfield takes an entertaining bite out of the dracula mythology. Make funny ha ha joke! wide, Box Office (Gross USA): Meet the Spartans tells the same story as 300, so much so that it dances perilously close to crossing the fine line between parody and plagiarism. Max Davidson took sixth in the 3,200 after completing the race in 11:27.06. [14] Several recurring gags were criticized for being overused, such as the ambiguous sexuality of the Spartans[5] and throwing various celebrities down the Pit of Death. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. The Bombers took third out of 16 teams with 76 points. Burn the village. Deciding to betray the Spartans, Hilton tells Xerxes where the goat path is in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. No More Sequels - Honest! Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Sanjaya Malakar, Ryan Seacrest, and the American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Leonidas (Sean Maguire) is then cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter while killing a giant dancing penguin. Sienna Holmes contributed pitching and hitting as the New Hartford softball team beat Independence High School of West Virginia for a second time in three days, this time 5-4 on Friday. Dunn went six innings and surrendered seven runs (four earned) on six hits. An adult Leonidas is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin (Happy Feet). In relays the Collins-Maxwell boys won the 4X100 and 4X200 with respective times of 47.29 and 1:38.37. But after stealing a copy of the Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer genre spoof Meet The Spartans, I found myself so entranced that I did the unthinkable: I watched Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Superhero Movie.. All of these movies have several incredible things . (not counting all the others)", "When you're down 'n dirty, it all comes out in", "There's a whole other world going on inside of him.". Meet the Spartans has the terrifying baby ogre and Leonidas baby puppets note and the "obviously a midget" penguin at the beginning. They only got off four shots and Becker made 18 saves. Meet The Spartans - This Is Sparta! Zugay defeated Norwalk'sKelsey Dammeier, Calvert topped Anya Kallenbach, Ross knocked off Madison Haskell and Hobbs took care of Samantha Aagard. Jose Gutierrez, Brock Foulds and Owen Dunn had one single each to account for the Cougars offense. "[11] On Metacritic, the film received a score of 9 based on 11 reviews, indicating "overwhelming dislike", being the worst received film by the directors on the site. A year later, Dilio leads a larger Spartan force to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way. In the loss to Greene County the Bombers gave up 4 goals in each half. You can buy "Meet the Spartans" on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, Redbox as download or rent it on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, Redbox online. Collins-Maxwell's Hannah Kimberley was third in 19.02. It's bad. Aaarghh! Heroic Spartans as they appear in Cartoon Network's Samurai Jack, "Jack and the Spartans," season 2, episode 25.Themopylae is recreated here, but with the evil Aku's robotic monsters replacing the Persian army, which is dehumanization taken very literally.. Here's what we learned from this week's Tri-County area high school sports action. The D-II standout bagged a college-record 25.5 sacks in 2022 for the national champion Bulldogs. A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, PG-13 (Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Comic Violence), New Regency Pictures, Thomas Clavier: Hot Gardener in Meet the Spartans. It has a terrible rating on IMDb: 2.8 stars out of 10. Looking back on the experience I wish I had never even started. Elks Christmas Baskets +2. Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like, 2008bd720p.mp4 [1.09g] 1.09 GB. The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting a talking baby ogre. The Bombers also delivered a pair of sweeps in doubles competition, with the result of the No. She beat Albia's Abby George in both, with George running the 100 in 13.86 and the 200 in 27.77. .2008.bd1080p..mp4. It is also possible to rent "Meet the Spartans" on Amazon Video, Apple TV, Google Play Movies, Microsoft Store, YouTube online and to download it on Apple TV, Sky Store. The Collins-Maxwell boys picked up a gold medal in the distance medley as Brown, Caleb Dvorak, Beattie and Haus finished in 3:55.83. Please fill your email to form East Lansing, Mich. Jenison Field House. Him think he can rap just like me think me can write joke! Staudt won the girls' shot put with a toss of 33-8 and she was second in the discus with a throw of 110-2. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). Luke Huntrods was runner-up in the boys' discus after throwing 140-10 to come in behind the 149-7 throw by Coon Rapids-Bayard's Lance Clayburg. Show more Show more For everybody, English, Director: Paityn Noe, Brynn Wilson, Jada Lande and Ava Richardson won the 4X800 in 10:38.93 and Larson clocked in at 5:05.05 in the 1,500. Covering the whole sweep of Sparta's presence in politics and popular culture would be a post series of its own, and that's . . Yes, really. TV Shows. The Bombers fell to Urbandale by a 9-2 score and defeated Grinnell, 9-2, at the Urbandale triangular April 10, blanked Clarke by a 9-0 score April 11 in Huxley and fell at Norwalk, 8-3, April 14 in going to 4-4 on the season. Dumb, raunchy comedy is a tired spoof attempt. I only wish that Flixster would allow for me to rate movies zero stars. "Xerxestron" is also pretty hokey looking in and of itself. The loss put the girls at 3-2. All rights reserved. "Meet the Spartans" has the sparse running time of 65 minutes (not counting the lengthy end credits), which was a blessing to the audience. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. The Spartans notable departures include starting power forward Joey Hauser, who has exhausted his collegiate eligibility, and sophomore wing Pierre Brooks, who is transferring to Butler. New and Upcoming Science Fiction and Fantasy. Me deserve bazillions of dollars for buying things me stupid family deserve. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified because she cannot use a spear correctly. - warriors to defend their homeland against the invading Persians, whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Michigan State should benefit from added depth for the 2023-24 season, Izzo currently has 12 scholarship players on the roster. No More Shame. 4 and 5 matches over Clarke's Nathaniel Rowe and Casey Wade. Privacy Policy Disclaimer: This site Spartans open home meet in style. ", "A lot can happen on the road to nowhere. 2008 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. The boys won a triangular at the Carroll Municipal Golf Course, shooting a 159 over nine holes to beat Carroll's 169 and Boone's 188. There is absolutely no reason to watch this film. The Ballard boys soccer team pulled off competitive wins over Boone and Carroll last week. On January 21, 2009, the film received five nominations for the 29th Golden Raspberry Awards:[20] Worst Picture (jointly with Disaster Movie), Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel. Wierson won the high jump with a 4-10 effort and Erickson took first in the long jump with a distance of 14-5.5. Meet the Spartans (2008) Movies123: From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. video on YouTube. Please help us to describe the issue so we can fix it asap. This latest installment in Friedberg and Seltzer's franchise hammers a final nail into the coffin with an utterly atrocious collection of imbecilic skits it's junk-food cinema at its worst. Jason Friedberg,Aaron Seltzer,Hal Olofsson,Jody Blose,Greg Guzik, Country: 3 recruiting class in 2023, which includes five-star power forward Xavier Booker, five-star point guard Jeremy Fears, four-star small forward Coen Carr and four-star small forward Gehrig Normand. ( : Meet the Spartans) .. AZUSA, Calif. Ajamu Reed and Osayi Omorodion won their events to lead San Jos State in a two-meet day at the Bryan Clay Invitational and the Mt. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. 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